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The London nautical school, what a great school. You spend a long time there learning the things that will change your life dramatically.

School dinners, we gain a lot of nutrition from them,they have everything a boy would need to sustain energy. Cow feaces is much cheaper than meat and is twice as nutritious

Detentions.all schools have them,but the London Nautical School gives detentions for the “right” reasons, you blink at the wrong time, 1hours detention. great discipline, it teaches a great life skill if ur blind

The school is in great condition when compared to Peckham market , it has the fresh essence of horse manure and the teachers do a great job for their wage ,which is quite splashy for this school. 50p an hour that can get you 4 piece chicken and chips from morleys,that’s dinner for the night.